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![]() The most dangerous opponent in the arena, Xaero embraces an honorable death. The aura of evil and death hanging around him is enough to send a chill down the spine of any warrior.Īn enigma who says nothing about his past, Visor would much rather let his weapons do all his talking. The spawn of a Tank Commander and an Iron Maiden, both powerful soldiers in the Strogg empire, TankJr is a sadistic bio-tech nightmare.įor many eons, mankind has known and feared Uriel's race. Raised on the streets of a post-apocalyptic city, Stripe avoided crime and drugs by being tougher than the gangs and dealers. Long ago, this Sorg mercenary resolved to do whatever it took to get ahead, no matter how many other had to die. He never admits defeat and shows no mercy in defense of order.Ĭlever, determined, and deadly, Sarge is the master of modern combat with plenty of scars to prove it.Ī force-blade punk from Los Angeles, Slash became a test bed for cybronic implants, turning her into a barely-contained bundle of energy. Razor and his gang of vigilante followers enforced a rigid, brutal code of justice in the Pacific Northwest during a time of civil unrest. Quake Guy is the unnamed hero of the original Quake. He was then betrayed by his superiors who thought they could learn more from watching him die than by studying his reports. He led the assault of the demon-haunted tunnels of Phobos. 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The bounty hunter, Daemia, long ago stopped caring who or what was in her sights.Įnemies are enemies whether they're human, alien, or demons from the pits of hell. ![]() She is the trainer who introduces new warriors to the skills of battle. Now the Arena Eternal tests Crash's mettle to the extreme- extreme patience, that is. Once, she was Doom's military instructor. The electric chair, gallows, and gas chamber only made him meaner. This fearsome foe showcases the powers of the Vadrigar, for it has no true life of its own.īut it begs the question: "Where do the gibs and blood come from?"Ĭadaver is a brutal murderer who couldn't be executed. Known in the The Reckoning expansion pack by the callsign "Joker" and in Ground Zero as "Stepchild". He is tasked with carrying out the orders of Operation Alien Overlord. He may not be smart or brave, but he's brutal as hell.īitterman is the protagonist of Quake II. She quickly proved herself to be a creature of hate, not love - killing her maker in a berserk fury.īiker is crude and coarse: a bully who gets his kicks out of hammering helpless opponents. Always seeking an edge, this cyber-board surfer paid with his humanity for a seemingly endless array of cybronic implants.Īlthough certainly not a classical beauty, Angel was created by a sculptor to be his ideal companion. ![]() ![]() She recovered, but in June, the singer filed for divorce. In February 2009, during a cosmetic surgery procedure, Foster suffered a heart attack and was put into a medically induced coma. ![]() ![]() In 2007, Usher married his stylist, Tameka Foster the couple have two sons. The song Burn was widely interpreted as Usher's take on the demise of his two-year relationship with the TLC singer Rozonoda "Chilli" Thomas – and lyrics discussing affairs and sexual liaisons spiced up a story that appeared to bear a striking resemblance to his personal life. But what sealed the deal were the lyrics on the album, which seemed to spill the beans on a private life that had hit the headlines. The first single from Confessions was the daringly minimal dancefloor hit Yeah!, a collaboration with fellow Atlantans Lil' Jon and Ludacris, which hit No 1 around the globe and briefly made the hip-hop sub-genre crunk look like it was going to change the world of pop forever. He did this with spectacular success in 2004, and is clearly trying to repeat the trick with the new album, Raymond v Raymond – another collection of sometimes ambitious, sometimes over-sentimental, state-of-the-art R&B. Or does it? Somewhere in there, Usher created a paradox and hit commercial pay dirt by finding a way to appear to be baring his soul in his art without actually having to open up all of his life to widespread public scrutiny. Or, if people wondered if there were certain truths in certain things, my music basically sets the record straight." I try to live my life, and whatever is said in the press, I think my music will allow me to address certain things with people. Every other day something's written about you, but you can't get caught up in it. Privacy is something that just isn't there. "What R&B music is, and what it always has been, is taking an emotional experience and singing it passionately. "I don't have a private life – that's the catch," Usher says with a smile. There's no room for mystique, and if your private life is public property, what's left to put into your art? And what if you're a naturally private person who, despite having grown up in public and spending years making music that has to be sincere to succeed, doesn't really want to have to put all the details of your personal life on public view? It's not just that the music has changed: the new paradigm for a successful musician demands constant interaction with fans and artfully choreographed press campaigns to produce saturation coverage around record releases and tours. These are tough times for soul singers who aspire to a place in the music's rich history (Usher's status among the greats is already assured: the late James Brown once called him "the Godson of Soul"). There's been birth and death, severed relationships, both personal and professional, and worries over a career that hasn't returned to the stratospheric heights his globe-conquering, 20m-selling Confessions album reached in 2004. He turns down more offers to appear in Hollywood movies than he accepts, he enjoyed good notices for a three-month stint on Broadway as Billy Flynn in Chicago, and even his male and female perfume ranges have been bestsellers.īut the last few years have been difficult for the man hailed as the best dancer in pop since Michael Jackson, and credited with inventing Justin Timberlake (the former 'N Sync star's debut album was built from Usher's blueprint). The basketball team he co-owns, the Cleveland Cavaliers, have just won their league. The first signee to his record label, Justin Bieber, is an international overnight star thanks to YouTube. You'd expect the multimillionaire R&B star who, according to the US music industry trade paper Billboard, stands second only to Eminem as the most successful artist of the 2000s, to have one or two things to smile about as he prepares to release his sixth album. "Energetically, my soul, my mind, my focus – I'm happy, I'm relaxed, and I'm ready to do it all over again." "I'm happy to be in this space and this place," he smiles, draped over a soft leather sofa in a recording studio in the basement of a Hollywood hotel – though he's speaking metaphorically, not literally. Usher Raymond IV is in a thoroughly good mood. ![]() $40 at Dyson Credit: Dyson How else is the new Dyson Airwrap different? ![]() ![]() So if you already have and love the original Airwrap, you don't need to trade in your old model for the new one - just buy the upgraded attachments you like the best (currently only available directly from Dyson's website), or even the full set of upgraded Airwrap attachments for $199.99. Yes - all attachments from the original and the new versions are compatible, interchangeable and can be mixed and matched to use on either base. That one comes with:Ĭan I use the new attachments on the old Airwrap? (I opted out of this one since, although my hair is curly, I don't heat style it when I let it go natural). Then there's the Dyson Airwrap Multi-Styler Complete Curly/Coily, designed specifically for styling curly or coily hair. Here's what comes with the $600 purchase: On the sets for short or long hair, the attachments offered are pretty much the same, but the long version (the one I have!) is designed for hair that's longer than chest-length and has curling barrels that are - you guessed it - longer. It depends on if you're opting for the version designed for short hair, long hair or curly hair. What else does the new Dyson Airwrap Multi-Styler Complete come with? Wide-tooth comb: Designed specifically for curls and coils, the soft-tipped comb shapes, volumizes and stretches hair as it dries.Improved firm and soft smoothing brushes: The upgrade also includes paddle brushes that have more movement and noticeably stronger suction in what the brand calls "enhanced Coanda airflow attracts and aligns hair with increased control for a straighter style.".You can also opt to buy the set with long barrels or short barrels, whereas the original Airwrap initially came with just short barrels. "The new curlers come in a 1.2” and 1.6” diameter barrel that you can use for both clockwise and counterclockwise curls by just changing the setting at the cool-touch tip of each curler instead of physically switching," says Aral. But the newly designed Airwrap features just two curlers. Direction-changing Airwrap barrels: The old Airwrap came with four barrels total (two barrels in each size one for clockwise curls, one for counterclockwise curls).The head easily rotates to switch between the two modalities. What once looked like a hollow oval reminiscent of Dyson's signature fan design is now replaced by a cylindrical dryer head that functions both as a blow drying "pre-styler" meant to take hair from wet to damp and a smoothing attachment meant to tuck away flyaways and instantly smooth hair. rough dry attachment): The biggest difference is the reengineered blow dryer attachment. When it comes to the new engineering on the upgraded Airwrap, some changes you can see, some you can't. I teamed with Beauty Lab Executive Director Birnur Aral, Ph.D., to test out the new Dyson Airwrap both at home and in the GH Beauty Lab - and what we found might surprise you. Then, on June 2, Dyson launched an upgraded, reengineered version of the Airwrap, releasing attachments that both improved ease of use and answered common consumer gripes. I've used my Airwrap religiously since it launched and not only has it virtually eliminated my need for salon blowouts, but I like knowing that my hair isn't getting absolutely fried as it may with traditional heat styling - one analysis by our Good Housekeeping Institute Beauty Lab product testing pros showed that the original Airwrap with the round brush attachment reached around 158✯ at its highest temperature and airflow, which is far cooler and therefore less damaging than a flat iron or curling iron that can reach temperatures of over 350✯. Each session would end with the stylist, forearms undoubtedly on fire, telling me, "you've got a lot of hair." Hair that I could never blow out on my own - until the Aiwrap. The thing is: I like to wear it straight, and in a pre-Airwrap world, that meant spending lots of time and money at the salon multiple times a month. I have thick, curly, frizz-prone hair (a blessing, as many with fine or straight hair tell me!). What was even more shocking for me was that, as a rather frugal consumer, I decided that the Airwrap was worth the coin. The makers of the $400 Supersonic hair dryer upped the ante, charging nearly $600 for a hair tool that claimed to dry and curl or straighten at once. When the original Dyson Airwrap launched in 2018, it was truly shocking. ![]() Later games and packs would leverage the online and streaming communication through platforms like Zoom and Discord heavily for ease of access. ![]() But others can join the room as spectators who can affect the outcome of the scores and, ultimately, the winner. Most games can have up to 8 active players. The games natively support Twitch, but other streaming options are available.Īside from the initiator, others can join a game in progress. The game can be initiated from a personal computer or a mobile device (such as a smartphone or a tablet). Local and remote online play are not just features but highly encouraged. One of the great things about the Jackbox Party Pack is that only one person needs to own it. Thus, a new Jackbox Party Pack has been produced yearly ever since. This first pack proved to be a massive success, especially with the Twitch streaming game community. Finally getting the console success on the Playstation and Xbox platforms, Jackbox Games packaged Fibbage with You Don’t Know Jack and reworking other games, producing the first Jackbox Party Pack. This would lead to the 2014 game Fibbage: The Hilarious Bluffing Party Game. Rebranding as Jackbox Games in 2013, they would develop the innovation of using smartphones and mobile devices as controllers. This led to an accompanying mobile game which would then win the Spike Game Awards Game of the Year in 2012. A Facebook version of the game came soon after. With the rise of mobile gaming, the company produced an iOS version of You Don’t Know Jack which proved to be a success. The company would later leave the gaming business to produce interactive voice software for a time. However, while the You Don’t Know Jack games had great success on the PC, the attempt to cross to console games did not. Starting as Jellyvision, Jackbox Games would eventually innovate the trivia party games. The company produced That’s a Fact, Jack! They would later find even greater success with You Don’t Know Jack, which became their first full-fledged franchise. The company has built a reputation for trivia games, starting from 1989 as Learn Television and later Jellyvision Games, Inc. Jackbox Games is known in the industry for its delightful casual games. Ranking the Jackbox Party Packs from Worst to Best. If you missed that, well hopefully you still enjoyed it. Longtime listeners, and those with refined taste, might just recognize the style of J. As I doled out perfectly uniform banana slices to each member of my party, I had but one thought: the Lilliputians are gonna shit! My trials, travels, and journals of methodology had all led up to this moment and like a proud father standing before his prized bird, carving knife in hand, I looked at my motley assemblage and impressed upon the Hutzler its final, true use. It was only when, having sieved the sands of Kiribati in a fruitless search for Captain Cook’s treasure, my second cousin, once revived, suggested we adjourn to the island settlement of Banana. I descaled fish and scraped ice from windshields in the Yakutia Region of Siberia for spare rubles and blood sausage. ![]() And so my travels continue.įor three months, the Hutzler and I joined a zydeco band, replacing a washboard player who had as fierce a taste for alligator as alligator did for him. I’ve seen it be many things in my time – a drying rack for swamp-soaked socks, a spaghetti serving-size separator for starved Italian troops, a ladder for my dear Lilliputian friends – but I have yet to behold each of the Hutzler’s 571 applications. In Brazil, at the Festa do Peao de Barretos, it was a substitute belt buckle, providing a fading champ one last ride in the sun. In the Australian outback, a measuring implement, as we surveyed the metes and bounds of the arid red landscape. On the Eastern face of K2 it was a carabiner, keeping our team in tandem for the final leg of our ascent. Per usual, we will start with the fake and move on to the fact. And with that said, here are the meme and real reviews of the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer, based on actually purchasing and using said product. ![]() We know what makes them funny and what makes them fall flat. Now, as pocket jokers, we at Review Party Dot Com know what makes reviews good, bad, and ugly. That okay, okay, these reviews are a bit of hogwash, but that they’re fun, and we can all have fun with this, as long as we call a spade a spade. What we have here is some funnies, but also some self-awareness. |
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